i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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