Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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