I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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