Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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