I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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