My boss' voice literally gives me gas
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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