just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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