I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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