My brain says no but my pants say off.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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