literally had 100 drinks last night.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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