He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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