Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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