he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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