Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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