Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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