we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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