how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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