so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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