bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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