i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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