he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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