Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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