HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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