Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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