well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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