Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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