What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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