Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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