wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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