Plan B is the new Plan A
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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