She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
foreskin is a definite game changer
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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