Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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