you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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