that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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