super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
and she was petting her beer can
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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