What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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