im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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