I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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