I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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