Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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