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At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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