No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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