I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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