There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
