He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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