Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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