Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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