I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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