So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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