This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
we should paint friendship bongs
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