awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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