covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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