I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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