I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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