I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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