We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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